Shit finger

It is usually used to clean up the asshole more clearly(in particular not the out side of anal but the inside). First you pierce a toilet paper with your finger to the bottom. Second you wipe off your asshole inside but you don't have to be afraid of some feces on the finger. Third you must use another hand and enfold the paper to make it lie on the finger with shit. Forth you give a wipe to the finger pulling out through the hole.

AH1: Hm, your finger smells bad. Did you stick your finger in the ass???
AH2: No. I just made the shit finger.
AH3: Ah, thats ok then.

by Vodka soldier February 20, 2011

finger-gap

A unit of measure for the distance between the legs of a female when standing in a natural position. The measurement is not universal as it varies based on which fingers are used (pinky versus thumb) as well as the size of the fingers of the surveyor. There is a positive correlation between the finger gap and weight of a female.

That slammin' girl has a two finger-gap.

by 64Delo April 18, 2009

salad fingers

a weird disturbed man that likes rust and spoons. Created by david firth, a cartoonist that does LSD. Weird fellow=weird cartoons.

I must find the perfect spoon.

by enter September 4, 2005

mr. fingers

a man who can't keep his hands in his pockets; a man whos hands wonder upon a womans roast beef; 10 penises on your hands instead of fingers; one who caresses the labia furiously; the man who posseses the key to open the meat curtains; excited stripper hands

Mr. Fingers ferociously swabbed her ass getting it primed for Ears Deep. Mr. Fingers strikes again!

by arabfromahab August 6, 2006

date finger

The insertion of a finger into the anus past the sticky date boundary.

"Hoppa's gone the date finger and is taking a good whiff"

by reptar October 2, 2007

air finger

the act of pointing your finger upwards while making a fascinating discovery, usually accompanied by a nasally voice, taped glasses and a white lab coat

Mike air fingered as he proclaimed, "according to my calculations there are more stars in our galaxy than particles in the universe"
Jason: "fascinating"

by Demonoid357 December 29, 2013

finger bang

when you shape your finger like a gun and go bang bang!

bang bang your dead!

by mike March 31, 2005