Biscuit Spitters

Hobbit type folk with sandals and hairy toes that qualify for the automotive Motability scheme. They can be found frequenting car showrooms to feast and gorge on the free condiments reserved for patrons.
Upon a qualified specialist approaching they proceed to spit biscuit crumbs all over the suited executive whilst swearing about how they dislike gay people.

Fuck me Dan, have the Shire folk been in? Ya look like the biscuit spitters have been whinging with a gob full!!

by Dan Das Welt Man September 15, 2020

sea biscuit

an extremely ugly male who gets mad when you don’t send him nudes. he insults you because you wolnt send him pics when he is the ugliest one. he fell out of a snails ass

that guy is such a sea biscuit after i wouldn’t let him beat his meat to my pics

by madison ur mom May 1, 2022

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum

Any Biscuit And Chewing Gum

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 25, 2025

Floaty biscuit

Another word for a poo in the toilet

Who's left a floaty biscuit in the toilet

by Jellydoc August 6, 2016

The Oreo-Biscuit

When you dunk your balls into a mouth full of cum

They let me give them The Oreo-Biscuit last night

by Gooblen June 10, 2023

digestive biscuit

unadventurous, tedious sexual activity restricted to the missionary position in a libido-sapping, grinding tedium where the only respite is found in conjured images of grocery shopping lists.

Oh how I yearned for something with a bit of chocolate but only ever got a digestive biscuit.

by wiretapper October 24, 2016

Biscuit

Ic3 male who you may come across anywhere in London, usually on foot or in a rental. Usually brings vibes to wherever he goes and you can hear a pin drop when he enters a room. He has a lot of girls from all over the globe crazy over him.

There’s that biscuit guy again

by Yo123456 November 23, 2021