Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

When your friend is being a little fucker and jackass at the same exact time.

Hey Nik, put down the cream eggs and beef jerky and stop being a Jack Fuck Ass (JFA)

by joeplayz4keeps June 30, 2025

Hood ass

Hood ass is a term for an individual of any ethnicity playing a video game in a competitive stance but on a casual mode,

Typically using low level or otherwise tacky cosmetics or skins.

“look at that hood ass!, his 90”s bad.”

by Metro_Moret August 3, 2020

Slick Ass Nigga

A nigga who is smooth as hell, but is also a menace to society. Not to be confused with a smooth dude whatsoever.

Girl: Hey go talk to him he cute as hell.
Girl 2: I did and is one Slick Ass Nigga he for the streets

by WomenDeserveMore February 27, 2022

smack my ass like a drum

A popular sound bit created by music remixer "cupcake" on youtube

mostly used by the floptok (floptropican community) of TikTok to remix songs for their QUEEN JIAFEI

"smack my ass like a drum" --- floptropicans probably

by Linerthedefiner February 4, 2024

bitch ass nigga son

i have a bitch ass nigga son

i have a bitch ass nigga son

by @THEYFW.LEGEND THATS MY INSTA November 29, 2023

asses in space

(N.) The best clan for the game Counter-Strike. A.I.S.

Hey, all the Asses In Space are gunna be at CBS later so I'm not going don't want to get my ass kicked.

by Pissed Off Polak December 6, 2003