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ass

of a thing used to describe a teen searching in the dictionary. (often removed from history) Used for reasonable purposes. GO GET A GOD DAMN LIFE INSTEAD OF SEARCHING UP ASS IN THE DICTIONARY!
Teen 1:Okay, I am casually going to search up ass on the dictionary.
Teen 2: I'm joining you.
by Normal Sane Person January 18, 2023
mugGet the assmug.

Walmart Ass Nigga

A nigga that takes his Walmart job way to serious.
A nigga that eat, sleep, and breathe, Walmart.
A nigga that will live and die for Walmart.
A nigga that would sacrifice his kid to keep his job at Walmart.

Requirements:

(1) Atleast 5 years employment at Walmart to be a True “Walmart Ass Nigga” otherwise, you are a “Junior Walmart Ass Nigga”.
(2) Must have a receding hairline.
(3) Must be overweight or listed as obese in BMI

If you fit the description, you are a True “Walmart Ass Nigga”.
Yoo, he was mad as hell they didn’t change the shelf cap, this dude is a true Walmart Ass Nigga!
mugGet the Walmart Ass Niggamug.

PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME

when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone

Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?

Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! June 3, 2023
mugGet the PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROMEmug.

ass or brains

ass or brains is synonymous with heads or tails. ass is tails and brains is tails
ass or brains is asked while(or before) a flipping the coin, you ask ass or brains, and if the coin lands on "heads" its brains.. and if it lands on "tails" its brains
by spitts mcman October 7, 2011
mugGet the ass or brainsmug.

ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!

A phrase from the South Park episode "Le Petit Tourette" (Season 11, Episode 8).
1: ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!
2: PYIIIIIIIISS COMING OUT MY AAAAAAAASSSS
by viisaus vsauce December 27, 2024
mugGet the ASS? PISS IN THE ASS!mug.

chloes ass

conrads feelings is slow.
aiden loves a good show? chloes ass
by dontbefoolishkids May 27, 2021
mugGet the chloes assmug.

phat-ass tucket

Michael did a phat-ass tucket at the McDonald's drive-thru.
by Manuele Pepe November 4, 2017
mugGet the phat-ass tucketmug.

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