WHEN YOUR DICK IS TO SMALL YOU BAG A BIG DICK CAUSE YOU ARE SCARED FOR PEOPLE TO KNOW YOU HAVE A SMALL DICK
Chicken dick was sent to bang THE HOES . MY DICK WAS TOO SMALL SO I BAGGED A BIG DICK . AND WENT TO WORK. DONT WORRY THE HOES WONT KNOW WHO YOU BAGGED!!!
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by Nole Ksum March 5, 2023
Get the dick swo mug.The state of being aggressively ignorant. One who knows exactly jack shit about what they’re doing yet they force us all into their complete fuckary. They are so stupid they make you say ridiculous shit that you know doesn’t make sense but you could not give a fuck less.
My family is having an intervention for me because they think I jerk off too much but they called the cops on my girlfriend. Now she’s in prison and I would be out getting laid but my entire family has been screwing me over while they plan this intervention. They don’t know fuck about dick.
by Crucially Dreaming March 6, 2023
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*someone talking to someone for 5 plus minutes, despite the opposite person trying to exit the building*
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
Person 1: "Strewth, old mate over there, he could talk the dick off a wombat with how long he's been chatting up this fella for".
by oldmate694life March 7, 2023
Get the he could talk the dick off a wombat mug.A guy who normally would have no problems getting girls except that he has zero game and most definitely will fuck it up.
Guy 1: “hey check it out, I think that chick’s into Mikey!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
Guy 2: “oh yeah, just wait until he opens his mouth. That limp dick lesbian will scare her away in no time!”
by Kirklovski March 9, 2023
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on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis
on this day a male human needs to send their boy/girlfriend (or the person that send u this if ur single) a picture of their errect penis
by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023
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A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
A day where a male human needs to send a picture of their errect penis to their boy or girlfriend
by TheHornyCucumber March 9, 2023
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