Bailey Day

Bailey Day is a small runt of a child which hangs out with hundreds of females as he is their gay best friend. He cannot get in with any as they all see him as small and annoying. He has liked everyone in his friend group and has failed all his attempts at trying to insert. His jumpshot, wack! His height, wack! His skills when playing video games, wack! Everything about him, wack!
Female 1: Hey, are you friends with Bailey Day?
Female 2: Yes! of course, who isn't?
Female 1: IDK, do you like him?
Female 2: Yes, as a friend, hes like a brother to me.
by FitzThe3rd December 06, 2018
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surf and turf day

14th of april. a month after 'steak and blowjob day', which is a man's holiday to celebrate it's a month after valentine's day, which is a women's holiday. surf (fish) and turf (meat) is a holiday for both sexes.
the 14th of april is it national surf and turf day.
by jeetjedeetje March 14, 2016
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National Free the Nipple Day

May 29. The day where everyone and anyone can have their nipples out without it being weird
Person 1- “Yo wtf? She got her nipples out in public”

Person 2- “Hey man stfu it’s May 29 which is National Free the Nipple Day”
by gymreaper May 29, 2023
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Half-Face Picture Day

October 20th is National Half-Face Picture Day, send your contacts a picture of half your face!
John: “Hey send me a picture of Half your face!”
Stacy: “Why”
John: “Today is October 20th, it’s Half-Face Picture Day”
by Mr. Half-Face October 20, 2020
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National Tyrone Magnus Day

A day to celebrate Tyrone Magnus!!!! The best white/black boi in the whole galaxy!
Tomorrow is finally National Tyrone Magnus Day so we can celebrate!!”
by gimp2821 December 07, 2020
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16th February, also known as National Miyagawa Hideaki Day is a wealthy Funeral Directors Birthday. If you couldn't tell, his name is Miyagawa Hideaki.

Fun Fact: This is often Celebrated in Hideaki's Mansion with his two Fruity Boyfriends.
Haven't you heard? It's National Miyagawa Hideaki Day! Oh wow, it's gotten here so fast. National Miyagawa Hideaki Day!
by azureills February 16, 2023
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Next Day Denise

Very hungover, usually from a work event, caused by one or two glasses of cheap bubbles.
"My goodness, I am so Next Day Denise after that Influencer party last night with Hugo, sorry I'm late."
by TexanStraightshooter123 October 18, 2019
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