Goats your float

A condescending phrase used to express indifference to someone who has an opposing (wrong) opinion.

Dude 1: "The Earth is flat - I have proof!"
Dude 2: "Whatever goats your float, man."

by GoatYourFloat December 19, 2022

Goated

Something or someone who is a goat

Damn bro that shot was goated

Aye yo this rice is goated asf

by Freaky how.com November 18, 2019

GOAT

Greatest of all Time
BaoThaDemigod

Wow he a goat

by BaoThaDemiGod August 27, 2020

GOATED

The word every cocky P.E kid says

(scores goal) YOOOOO, WERE GOATED!!!

by squarethin February 1, 2021

goat wrangler

a profession involving a male adult who intentionally abuses goats to test the goat's moral and physical stability often in a sexual manner.

holy shit i smashed that chick like a goat wrangler on heat!

by brodiedingo19 May 8, 2012

soap the goat

when a a man calls everyone in the a blows soap in their mouths.

i went to a porno when i did the soap the goat

by jwajdkahdn July 9, 2023

Goat

goats are the overlords of humans. nobody knows it. they control everything except ducks. they work together with ducks. you don't farm goats. THEY FARM YOU.

GOAT

by King Gnomus June 18, 2020