First-World Christianity

When the majority of even lower-middle class believers in developed countries selfishly focus on their perceived lack and discontent, who already live in abundance and comfort, compared to their brothers and sisters who are struggling to put food on the table or feed their families.
Be it on rising costs of living, influx of immigrants, or access to abortion and fertility clinics, what percentage of the faithful in America are often guilty of practicing a form of faux or first-world Christianity?
by Numerati July 31, 2024
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Rusty First Hand

The "First" part is referring to the first president. So you have someone dress up in a George Washington costume, then they give you a Rusty Trombone. You then finish on the back of their hand and they proceed to backhand you.
Why get a Rusty Trombone when you could get a Rusty First Hand?
by Arcum Dagsson November 06, 2013
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What I call homo-sapiens whonare addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Collect Chaff Grenades; The First Juvenile Release.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025
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1- Stepgrandparent's cousin.
2- Grandparent's stepcousin.
3- Stepcousin's granchild.
4- Cousin's stepgrandchild.
My step-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by ZURB981634 February 10, 2022
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1- Stepgrandparent's first-cousin.
2- Grandparent's step-first-cousin.
3- Step-first-cousin's granchild.
4- First-cousin's stepgrandchild.
5- Step-1C2R.
My step-first-cousin-twice-removed is a good person.
by User655 July 26, 2021
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😱: 2.3 Figure: The First Juvenile Release; The First Juvenile Release
by InterpersonalCommunication February 16, 2025
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