Notch 8

A short fat person of any sex with no neck (A Notch 8) who thinks they’re entitled to corporate validations through the means of sexual favours. Unfortunately no one is willing to accept the favours.

Hi my name is _____ and I’ve just been awarded Notch 8. I’ll suck your dick or eat my own ass for employee of the month.

“No thanks, please return to your work area.”

by Philosophyforthepeople October 3, 2025

U.8.Noise

The kind of Music that comes out when acids and bases are neutralised by higher forces.

U.8.Noise..? How does it taste..?

by Psuedo-li November 28, 2009

Rule -8

If you ask nicely, I will draw it.

Rule -8 is so cool

by Boredom Central December 16, 2024

8 block

A bunch of kids that think there hard cos they beef people from there own area

Boy 1 “ hey let’s go to cheetham hill road to get food “

Boy 2 “ nah can’t cos it’s on 8 block 😔 “

by Let’s not be gay 345 March 6, 2021

November 8

National 8 people named Darien have to ask out or hug their crush day

Darien: “ it’s November 8th so, ____ will you go out with me

by 🍞 bread November 7, 2021

#8 Regret

A song that plays during every Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion level that includes an 8 ball. It makes my cry whenever I hear it. :(((((((((

DEDF1SH: *5 BANGS*
amy wamy (me) :((

this is a #8 regret *wink*

by aimsssss April 21, 2024

May 8

National Pajama Day.

Friend:hey why do you have pajamas on?
Me:Its May 8 duh

by Alani is so good May 4, 2022