When you are trying to put your untied shoes on without using your hands and you tap your feet around on the floor and crush the heel of the shoe while trying to force your foot in. A comical sight.
by toetapper August 14, 2021
Get the Retard Dancemug. A retard is somone that steals a golf cart with his frends then when cot blames his frends, fuck you skyler fuucck you
A retard has no use
by jerry berry the duck March 27, 2022
Get the Retardmug. Hey, look at this retard Ares074!
by Alexzn7 June 1, 2019
Get the retardmug. 
The absolute state of something or someone being retarded, for example: thinking that you have left your car keys at home whilst you are diving your car
I hit peak retardation this morning thinking that I had left my car keys at home on the table a few miles down the road from my house, while I was driving my car.
by Spitfire_AU May 14, 2024
Get the Retardationmug.