toe the bowl

when you're sitting on a bed smoking and you go to stand up and your bowl rolls onto your toes

person 1: *stands up from sitting in a bed* "oh shoot the bowl just rolled onto my toes"
person 2: "eww bro did you just toe the bowl!"

by almostcorrect December 17, 2019

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Ash in a bowl

The Ash left in the bowl after a fat rotation

Ash in a bowl is like shit in a toilet

by Daniel Mortensen September 16, 2021

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When a person stands up partially while taking a lengthy shit to get the last few inches out. The person proceeds to sit back down while the lengthy turd hangs and the turd is forced partially back into the person's ass due to the end of the turd being pressed against the bottom of the bowl. A person who experiences this sensation/phenomenon has been "bowl raped".

A: Oh wow, I could go for a shit. It's been awhile. This one might be a record breaker!
B: Make sure you stay seated! Don't want to get bowl raped. Remember, two halves make a whole. No shame in pinching off midway.

by Porksword153 March 29, 2022

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Bowl Winder

A turd of exceptional length, usually normal to thin girth, coming in at around 8+ inches, that winds around the bottom of bowl for at least one full rotation.

"Did you see that picture of that bowl winder I sent you earlier!?" -Guy 1

"Yea dude, that was quite an impressive log, it wrapped around the entire toilet!" -Guy 2

by I-CUP May 25, 2018

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super bowl

if eating were like making money (from commercials mostly, in this case), the NFL's "Super Bowl" (and other college "bowl" games), then the American football stadium "bowl" (as seen zoomed out), sure is "super" to those certain business people making all that money.

Would you rather have soup or bowl.. of MONEY! from the Super Bowl? I know our advertising department's got a superbowl to eat off of with that recent deal made.

by kikibo22 November 27, 2019

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