whipped dog conservative

A conservative who is so afraid of ostracism by liberals that he instinctively pulls punches, ducks fights, and asks his supporters to be content with minimal victories or defeats that could have been worse.

Rush Limbaugh once accused the Republican majorityof acting like 'whipped puppy dogs.' An illustrative case would be the call by certain neoconservatives for a "twenty year national debate" on abortion before moving forward with pro-life legislation. A whipped dog conservative would pretend to find this reasoning persuasive, since it gives him an excuse to duck a fight.

by George Chesterton October 3, 2011

Whip Withdrawals

When someone's personal vehicle is taken away due to an accident or some other means and they are unable to drive it.

My car is in the shop and I'm having whip withdrawals man...

by Big Hustle June 2, 2018

Whip shit

Whip shit is like bringing down the house

Yo that penis is whip shit

by Meme broski April 17, 2022

whip a plate at the wall

something nonsensical and somewhat not needed nor effective or ethical

he oncw sat up in his bed yelled Wheres Bulbasaur Then he whip a plate at the wall

by darkclaw wolfgod October 10, 2022

austrian whip

When you take the chainsaw chain and use it as a whip.

Person 1: if you don’t shut the fuck up, I’ll use my Austrian whip on yo ass
Person 2: AHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHAHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE

by Mister Bister Pister September 24, 2021

Salem Village Whip

A Salem Village Whip is a broom. A nice, shiny, fast one.

When I ride my Salem Village Whip around the town, I wear my pointy hat and click my heels. Because you know my man likes that! Ha ha ha! Hee hee hee! Boo!

by Purplenado March 7, 2023

Whipped

Being completely controlled by your Girlfriend/Boyfriend.

Ahaha James is so whipped

by taaaaa January 17, 2014