Weeding

The marriage between the two best looking people in discord; a virtual wedding between people that recently met each other in discord; weed can be found down the hallway in the 3rd room on the right

Lewis the priest: "Today we have gathered in this voicechannel to celebrate the weeding of Cookie and StripperSquirrel..."

by Just StripperSquirrel June 19, 2018

german weed wacker

A sex act that involves a ZZ Top level bush and a man well endowed enough to do the helicopter. The man then uses the helicopter to push the bush out of the way enough to find the promised land

Steve: hey man how was that girl last night?

Frank: it was good but I had to German Weed Wacker my way through it

by German weed wacker April 13, 2017

GMO weed

Weed that has been fucked with by the government, usually isn't natural and is sprayed with pesticides or heroin spray

1st Guy: Ay Yo , Bro you got that gas ?

2nd Guy: Yea it's that dispensary shi tho

1st Guy: Nah Cool man,ion smoke that GMO weed man ,i want that natural Ganja ,wah Gwan

by Mr.ionGiveADamn August 22, 2021

Designer Weed

Weed that’s a cross between multiple crosses to give you a desired effect/high while removing any unwanted feelings from the high.

Damn bro he got that designer weed

by Jpfrenxh9 March 18, 2022

weed

i love weed

person A: did you hear about the law change?

Person B: yeah, recreational weed is now legal. Want to smoke a bong?

Person A: for sure dude

by Librarysys May 14, 2024

Weed

A green herb you smoke and then see rainbows and other weird crap

I smoke so much weed today I'm higher than heaven

by Agreenybot December 17, 2019

Goblin Weed

A slang term that when used, essentially means a substance that induces the effects of goblin mode and being zonked out of your gourd at the same time.

Person A: I'm on goblin weed rn man...
Person B: What the fuck are you talking about?

by gremlinmuncher55632 September 22, 2023