by OrangeFello April 13, 2021

by Nando11 September 25, 2022

Mark is the most stunning guy in the world but some people still call him shit even tought Mark gets you anything if you just is his friend. Also MARK IS PRO AT GETTING BITCHES
by Anonimo203 September 14, 2022

That one motherfucker in that gta 5 lobby with kd over 100010220 becase he sits in his virgin mark ii compressor (people who use the mark ii compressor for only missions and transportation are not the same)
If u use the mark ii compressor u need to find your dad. Touch grass. And maybe some social interactions.
by ♫musicnote♫ March 18, 2024

The best guy you’ll ever meet. The cutest guy with the biggest heart, the sweetest guy ever. He makes you laugh even when you’re trying to be mad at him, and cares for everyone, even before he cares for himself. He deserves the world and you never want to lose him, trust me. If you know a Mark, do not let him go and don’t hurt him because he does not deserve to be hurt, he is so sweet.
by sdmn :) November 6, 2020

Person 1: Omg, have you seen the rack from saw?
Person 2: the trap? yeah omg it was so cool and bloody
Person 1: no u idiot... mark hoffmans GIGANTIC boobs have you SEEN them?? my god i need to suck on one
Person 2: the trap? yeah omg it was so cool and bloody
Person 1: no u idiot... mark hoffmans GIGANTIC boobs have you SEEN them?? my god i need to suck on one
by defnotreallygayfornagito February 12, 2024

The bloody smears left around a person's mouth after performing orals sex on a woman during her period. Named so, due to the bloody residue resembling the scum and water marks left on piers, boats and other structures after the tide has gone down.
Person 1: Oh shit, what happened to your face? You're bleeding!?
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
Person 2: What? Oh, no... my girlfriend is on her period and-
Person 1: She gave you the Thompson tide marks!? Disgusting! You can get HPV doing that.
by Jim Cognito May 26, 2016
