Mexican Cucumber Biscuit

A sexual act in which the male partner uses a strap on cucumber and places it between the woman's "biscuit." He then proceeds to take it out with the woman's jizz on it and feeds it to her in a forceful manner.

What did you do last night?
I gave my girl the Mexican Cucumber Biscuit.

by bigrichardcockisgay February 8, 2019

Biscuit dribble

When you dip your biscuit in a cup of tea for too long and you take it out, causing it to drip tea over the surface of your table. It then crumples in your hand before you can place it in your mouth, as you desperately try to move your mouth and hand to fit the biscuit in, but it's too late. Now you've got biscuit dribble all over you.

Mason: Daniel why do you look like a wet ape?
Daniel: I got biscuit dribble over me this morning.
Mason: Cool story bro.

by Senpai Ace October 23, 2015

biscuit

A boy that complains too much, about everything.

Dude, You’re being such a biscuit

by ChaBoized March 30, 2020

actually a biscuit

meaning ‘bisexual’. ‘bis’ is an abbreviation for ‘biscuit’ and ‘exual’ is Latin for a ‘actually’.

So when you say “I’m actually a biscuit’ means “I’m bisexual.”

by anonymous January 20, 2022

Biscuit

A confectionery snack which could be made with sugar, chocolate, icing, jam, ginger or cinnamon.

I like a good ol' biscuit

by UltimateDoge October 17, 2022

Cunt biscuit

A dry ass cunt whore

That cunt biscuit bitch Jessica fucked my damn dog again.

by Justice_435 January 18, 2019

Sack Biscuit

A biscuit (Americans would call them cookies) that has been finely rubbed by the scrotum of a bull. Specifically not a human scrotum, as this is unethical.

Person 1: yo what kind of biscuit is that bruv

Person 2: Sack Biscuit. Have a try mate.

by Monkey Whisperer November 1, 2020