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Adam

a person who really enjoys logging people's ips
"Dude you're being a real Adam right now!"
by blahblahblahed385 October 20, 2023
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Adam

Adam is a very special guy, with lots of friends! Or not, and that's okay too! He is very good at doing things and is proficient at stuff, making him very useful to people and society in general or perhaps specifically? Adam is a handsome boy, but maybe not everybody can see that, and thats okay. Somebody will love you one day! Either way, I'm sure your mother loves you, unless you don't have a mum, in which case... unlucky, I guess. Adams are generally well liked by most people because of their fantastic name, gorgeous hair, long/short fingers (if your fingers are medium size just leave) and ability to control minds. Adams should be proud to be so special and unique and totally not on the spectrum, and live every day as if it's their last (it might well be).
Mummy: Who's a special boy
Me: me.

(Adam)
by ijrenabmada October 23, 2023
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Adam Marron Lawnmower

An Adam Marron Lawnmower is a type of Lawnmower that plays into the great wide open by Tom petty and it has a voice of Adam Marron talking about random nonsense. It doesn't cut that much grass either
Billy go take out the Adam Marron Lawnmower.

No bosch, no flymo, just the Adam Marron Lawnmower.
by Unique philosopher October 29, 2023
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Adam

your number one hater.Will try and bring you down on any victory, big or small you achieve and will try to sabatage any future ones aswell.
Person 1:"I aced my math test today"
Person 2:"You suck i aced 5 math tests kys"
Person 1:"Stop being such an Adam"
by Beno1t November 3, 2023
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Adam Copeland

To edge is a masturbation technique (used mostly, but not exclusively by men) where you intentionally bring yourself to the brink (edge) of orgasm- but don't cum. Instead you stop and let the pleasurable feelings die down. You repeat this process of bringing yourself to the edge as many times as you wish. Although an orgasm is a 10 on the pleasure scale, the intense pleasure you feel while getting close to the edge is a 9... so by starting and stopping just before you cum you keep yourself feeling intense pleasure for as long as you wish, or until you orgasm, or your hard on goes limp. A sex partner can also edge you- usually by hand or orally.
I kept myself on the edge (Adam Copeland) for an hour last night until I couldn't stand it any longer and had to cum.
by goobygoobert November 5, 2023
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Adam Smasher

An absolute rizz god, augmented with a thick, hard and hot black robocock made out of carbon fiber. He has the ability to rizz anyone near his vicinity with only his presence, no one is safe from his rizz.
Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023
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Adam bomb

When a dude named Adam farts into some chick's pussy
Adam gave his girl an Adam bomb and wouldn't stop telling us about it
by Twistedchaos56 November 8, 2023
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