A average height male usually with dark hair and blue/green/grey eyes. Not normally self confident but probably should be. Not particularly attractive but makes up for it in charisma. Probably quietist guy in the room, but if he says something 98% of the time he is absolutely correct. Most are loyal friends who hide their true feelings and emotions with a scarily good façade of smiles and laughter. Has that uncanny ability to brighten days with just a few words but sometimes inwardly depressed.
by Justabouthuman July 9, 2023
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Bystander 1: holy fuck, choom! It's Adam Smasher!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
Bystander 2: my fucking god! He's so hot! I'd let him fuck my meat hole with his BBC any day!
Bystander 3: PLEASE, ADAM SMASHER! CALL ME A "FUCKABLE PIECE OF MEAT" AND USE YOUR BIG GUN TO OBLITERATE ME!
by Theconsumerofworlds69 November 6, 2023
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by El Hagg Mortal Kombat March 19, 2024
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Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
Adam from Malawi, aka, the biggest pussy of all mankind. He sits behind his phone screen bullying kids everyday and is generally a cunt to everyone.
by hklfc December 5, 2021
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Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”
Me: “Argh! I hit my, ughh, what’s it called....?”
“My Shin’s Adam’s Apple!!”
Friend: “.....yo, what did you just called it? :v”
by Continue18 February 28, 2021
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