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Adam

Me: Did you see adam?

Her: Yeah he was bangin my dad last night
by Lil Medz September 14, 2020
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Adam Slambien

A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.

However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?

Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*

George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.

Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
by Yagindust November 27, 2020
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Adam Foster

Damn, he talks like Adam Foster
by hehehehehe12 June 3, 2018
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Liam BK Adam

A fat kid with a small floppy dick who everyone goons to, he is the best friend of the aura master Hayden
Wow i just gooned to Liam BK Adam
by Hayden McCulloch February 12, 2025
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Adam g

A white boy who could be gay and no one would know
He is popular and every girl has a crush on him
He is a dickhead who loves anime and video games
Sara: omg adam g. Is sooo cute but he is a dickhead, should I ask him out

Amy: no I'm going to ask him out, he wouldn't say yes to you anyways cause you don't like anime. But I do!
by Geekyshithead June 4, 2019
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Adam

your number one hater.Will try and bring you down on any victory, big or small you achieve and will try to sabatage any future ones aswell.
Person 1:"I aced my math test today"
Person 2:"You suck i aced 5 math tests kys"
Person 1:"Stop being such an Adam"
by Beno1t November 3, 2023
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adams mic

a shit mic bought at the back of Popeyes used by fake muslims
guy #1: should we buy Adams mic
guy#2: no that mic is shit and sounds like a paper rustling in the back of an avalanche with a static tv and it makes your friends scream at you while there ears bleed
by guysimhere December 28, 2018
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