double jumbo

A person with two degrees from Tufts University. The mascot of Tufts being the famous circus elephant Jumbo, students are often called ‘Jumbos’ as well.

Mike: Oh I didn’t know you were a double jumbo! What did you study?

Sidney: Yeah, I did my undergrad in chemistry and my PhD in ::gets rudely interrupted::

Innocent bystander: WOW! did you just call her fat?! What’s wrong with you?!

Sidney: Actually a “Jumbo” is what we call a Tufts graduate - and if you have two degrees we call that person a “double jumbo”

Innocent bystander: oh my bad- I thought he was fat shaming you!

Mike: No! What would make you think that?!

by Uganda be kidding me October 14, 2020

double pounding

When one places the index finger in the rectum while self pleasuring oneself

Thats some hardcore double pounding you did lastnight

by Sucia504 April 26, 2017

double job

A blow-job and a hand-job being performed at once onto a single person by onther.

My wife gives the worst double job so I go to my doctors for the good stuff .

by Spud The Beast Hunter September 13, 2017

doubling gobbler

Someone who put both of their male partner’s testicles into their mouth.

Dude: yo my girl a freak
Dude 2: why

Dude: she a doubling gobbler

by Ultra_Clout_God September 27, 2017

Double tongue

Being able to move your tongue twice as fast as normal people with just as much control

Wow you have double tongue u should play an instrument

by Soldier October 12, 2017

Double ragging it

When one person uses two rackets in badmiton to play two players on opposite team.

I'm double ragging it for this game

by ManaWitch May 28, 2017

irish double

Two pair of brass knuckles being used at once

Friend : what happened to you

He hit me with an irish double

by Irish devil June 21, 2017