Dick Sound

It’s when your dick flops around and makes that sound.

My dick made that dick sound.. You like it?

by oof69 May 3, 2018

Dick Tingling Piss

When You gotta take a piss so bad that you're about to pee your pants but just before you do, you get to the toilet and feel the relief of letting it out. Sometimes you may start pissing the second you get your dick out and it may be premature and you'll miss the toilet.

Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. Oh Shit. Oh Fuck. I'm boutta pee my pants, I gotta pee so bad. This one boutta be a Dick Tingling Piss!

by Pokchop March 6, 2022

pulling up with big dicks

the act of going somewhere and being the fucking man.

“we going to be pulling up with big dicks at the party”

by yungcashfuckingcarti May 3, 2018

Danny Dick

Similar to Dad Dick but bigger. Aka monster hog. Generally reserved for golf course usage.

I don’t want to Danny Dick a seven iron over the green again

-LaurBun

by JoeyDick69 March 10, 2024

My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.

A terrifying threat, don’t

“My dick is gonna be the last thing you see before I fuck your eyes out.”

“Dude what the fuck”

by A fucked up idiot October 24, 2023

Distraction Dick

When a woman recognizes she's obsessing and analyzing about a new guy too much, she goes on other dates to occupy her mind.

Jane told me she can't stop thinking about that bearded lumberjack, with the house on the lake she had coffee with. She's rereading texts, googling his name, stalking on Facebook, you name it! Realizing she's entering psycho mode, she's been right-swiping on Tinder day and night to line up Distraction Dick to keep herself sane.

by Ekenned1 March 10, 2023

dick beaker

A beaker you stick beside your bed to clean it up after sex.

Mervin have you got the dick beaker ready for tonight.

by Michael_Megaeen_portaferry January 6, 2014