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tit as fuck

If you wanted to say that car is awesome you would say "That car is tit as fuck"
by Oknowbye123 July 31, 2016
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Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!!

National boyfriend day post him!” And “National Girlfriend day I’m waiting to get posted” are both below this NGAFAWYDD!! Because nobody really cares about who you having sex with loser 🤞
“Nobody gives a fuck about who you dating day !!! My fave day!!”
by Haterade !!! October 4, 2021
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Fuck boy

A person who thinks he is hot with his scroney abs and nudes to evryone, wants to get what he want and crys when he dosent get it.

WEAK ASS PUSSY
;hey babe send me some titties
;what the fuck bye fuck boy!!!!!!!!
by fuckkkkkkk boyyyyyyy December 9, 2016
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I can't fucking breathe

Something that somebody says when somebody posts an unfunny GIF on twitter, when their face hasn't changed at all.
Person 1: posts GIF
Person 2: OMG I can't fucking breathe!
Also Person 2: :|
by i am going to go commit oxygen October 12, 2019
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The University of Fucked

Not an actual school per se, it's:

A. Where you end up when you have zero options and your life is fucked.
B. When life schools you as to what truly fucked feels like.
C. Basically, when you be fucked.
Shana: "Hey, have you seen Devon?"
Paul: "Poor guy, he's at The University."
Shana: winces "The University of Fucked."
by BlkFlg August 10, 2024
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Fuck

19th work Fuck was actually used back during the time of king Hendry the first. His country was becoming to populated so issued a decree the no persons should be allowed to fornicate with out his permission. So with this decree he had his court issued parchments to those he allowed to reproduce. And so it became "Fornication under concent of the king " F.U.C.k
By the kings decree you are allowed to fornicate. You are free to Fuck
by Trav2469 April 22, 2018
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