Fuck your shortest friend day

on April 22nd IT IS FUCK YOUR SHORTEST FRIEND DAY so GO WILD

today is Fuck Your Shortest Friend Day

by sussysmol April 11, 2025

National grab dick day

On April 19 all girls must go up to at least one guy and grab their dick anything can happen after that ; )

1- hey why did you grab my dick
2- it’s national grab dick day ;)
1- ok then;)

by John Cena 2222222 April 13, 2019

National tall girl day

23th December ; happy national tall girl day :)

guy: hey you're so tall

girl: thanks
guy: btw today is national tall girl day!
girl: ouh really, thanks :)

by princejimin December 22, 2020

ass-sucking day

a day in which one sucks someone's ass. it's only on tuesday tho

"oh hey it's tuesday!"
"did you know that tuesday is ass-sucking day?"
"really? no, i didn't!"
"well, you know what that means..."

by THE ass sucker December 16, 2021

National boyfriend day

You post your boyfriend day ..say nice things about him go out it's just his day!

Girl: Happy national boyfriend day wanna go to the movies etc...etc.etc.

Boy:yea

by When is national bf day July 31, 2022

opposite day

day where thing said are opposite march third

"i hate you mom"
"dont say that"
"its opposite day mom"

by Poop Fartius March 3, 2022

National Ballz Day

National ballz day takes place May 24th. This Day was inspired by the ball council. Posting this around, means u submit to the ball.

National Ballz Day is a day to remember the jokes and memes we gather around to laugh about

by The Ball Council August 3, 2021