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Dirty Gooning

The act of jerking off while you are taking a shit.
Usually done by guys named Joe.
Raul caught Joe Dirty Gooning in the restroom.
by FOCKER 6 July 5, 2025
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Dirty Diddy

The Dirty Diddy is a successful musician who has become so wealthy and famous he is a household name. He has become so wealthy and powerful that people no longer tell him no, for anything. This causes him to go to the extreme when it comes to sex and other activities, trying to achieve the feeling of eating the forbidden fruit. Become all humans crave things that are off limits, so when nobody tells you no anymore it's a hard feeling to fullfill. So The Dirty Diddy is the kind of guy who engages in child porn, extreme fetishist, crazy sex parties, beastiality, and any other extreme sex act known to man. The Dirty Diddy doesn't understand what he has become until he ends up with sex trafficking charges and on national news.
Damn man Sean has really gone overboard, he has become a real Dirty Diddy.
by Unicornucopia July 5, 2025
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Dirty Oscar

When you eat somebody's ass while they're dumpster diving.
The best part of dumpster driving last night was getting that dirty Oscar
by Poo.cpounder July 6, 2025
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Dirty Clemmie

When the sex is so gnarly you travel all the way to a party in the hollywood hills just to eat fried chicken and boba tea
Wow I just had a dirty clemmie with my mum, the jetlag is GNARLY
by Wasian/dubai/dih July 7, 2025
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Dirty plumber

A dirty plumber is when two gay men or straight couple are preforming anal sex whilst one is constipated and they use there penis as a plunger and unclog there asshole
My boyfriend was constipated so i gave him the old dirty plumber
by Yur_stepbro July 7, 2025
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Dirty Merano

A Gay man jerking too low fat curd cheese while doing the helicopter with his Cock and proceeds to have an orgasm upside down on his fried eggs to keep his proteins stable.
"Going to the gym today was so hard, I really need a dirty Merano right now..."
by Gooningman69420 July 7, 2025
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Dirty Cresus

When a woman lets her man, or cupcake, go out for milk and not come back as she finds a better man in the time being.
Wow. Ellie really just Dirty Cresus-ed Deadly
by Cresus July 7, 2025
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