If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

When an item is missing, regaurdless of the item, this is the only statement in existence that can be provided that is based on a fact.

Dude 1 - Yo, you think that Lost Dutchman Mine bullshit is for real? I wonder where it is...
Dude 2 - If it was in your ass you would know where it was.

by Howdy It's Me Brad August 15, 2023

Trick ass bitch

If you lie that you took screen shots of his dick your a truck ass bitch

Dude: YOU TRICK ASS BITCH I BET YOU DID SCREEN SHOT HIS DICK PIC

by Becca?!? KeViN?!?!? January 14, 2020

Fat fucking ass

An individual with an extremely voluptuous derriere

Chad and some of his buddies from the lacrosse team we’re leaving the gym when they noticed an attractive woman. Chad turned to his buddies and said, “ damn…. That’s a fat FUCKING ass.” (Emphasis on the FUCKING)

by Sexycounselor123 July 3, 2023

B Ass

B Ass is a way to get away from saying as*.
Word was introduced by Davie504 on youtube.

I like to slap B Ass.

by ZestyOlivesFragrantlyHighlight November 12, 2020

Ass fisherman

A master baiter skilled in the art of seducing pussycatfish

Joey was a pro ass fisherman, always reading in some pussy

by D Flawless August 18, 2022

Ass

Shitters

Look at that ass

by ybbetterclown November 1, 2021

Shot in the ass

Screwed over, shat on, being the victim of misfortune

I’ve been shot in the ass one too many times.

by YuOfTheNight December 2, 2020