whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

whittling a wooden dick

to spend large amounts of time by yourself doing questionable ( homosexual) things.

Anybody seen Dale? He's probably in his shed whittling a wooden dick. A secret h-mo? You don't say.

by Jim Ridge March 21, 2023

Ben's Dick

A giantimax cock

fells great inside you

taste good

Ben's Dick is cool.

by theknower2343 March 18, 2024

Dick Eat

When somebody is copying off someone else or being extra hype for someone and not shutting df up.

Boul: WOW DUDE UR SO COOL U REALLY ARE THE GREATEST PERSON EVER!!!!!
Me: dick eat

by slide nd provide December 06, 2021

Monkey dick punch

The act of being monkey dick punched.

When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.

by MonkeyDickPunch October 10, 2023

Sully’s dick

An average ginger penis. Very thick, but lacks length, although it is not a chode.

Damn bro, he’s built like sully’s dick

by Cicada July 09, 2021

Sleep Dick

Fueled by Jameson - a game where he falls asleep with his dick inside you.

Forget sex, I’m just trying to play sleep dick bb girl.

by DTS25 July 04, 2023