Twat waffle

It is a shriveled up vagina

Did you just bang that twat waffle

by Caiden rrr February 10, 2018

waffle rape

When Julia makes Gary eat waffles against his will by ordering them for him without his consent.

Julia waffle raped Gary at spur and didn't even own up to it.

by hilklklkl April 28, 2014

Waffling

The Silly things that Waffle does that she finds amusing or to amuse her self.

"I'm Waffling, I turn random shit to max and giggle like a little bitch at how absolutely fucked up it looks"

by Hidden_Dork_rising_Dorkum January 21, 2024

Waffled

When a subject is transported by Law Enforcement in the back of the squad car and being belligerent. The official checks the brakes, the subject in the rear flies into the metal cage producing a waffle imprint on the subjects face temporarily.

Joe was screaming at the officer on the way to the station from the back seat and was waffled to keep him compliant.

by Hank Hoodat November 12, 2021

blue waffle

a waffle that is simply blue colored

kid: did you make me some blue waffles?
mom: yes i did!

kid: yay

by appropriate definitions January 3, 2020

waffle vandalism

Buddy, I think you're stoned...

why are you looking up waffle vandalism on urban dictionary?

by Malina & Erika April 20, 2021

mississippi hot waffle

When you shit on someone’s stomach and push it down with a tennis racket

I’m going to give him a Mississippi hot waffle

by Johnathan weisbart February 18, 2022