national fuck day

August 8th is the day that couples celebrate by having sex.

Hey its national fuck day lets have sex

by Jonathan Graham Cracker August 6, 2019

national poot day

national poot day is a day of celebrating poots all around the world. Poot may be linked to demi lovato but in this world there are many poots. you may be a poot.

“Mum let’s have a party it’s national poot day!”

by pootus lootus April 27, 2022

National Arson Day

A day all about committing Arson with no legal repercussions

Lawyer: "you can't burn down the tax office".

Arsonist:"Sure I can, it's National Arson Day!"

Lawyer:"what the fuck are you talking about"

by Inc. inc. Incorporated November 15, 2022

National Dick Day

National Dick Day is very important because it shows the significance of how dicks can be very scary and that they just look funny.

Person 1: “Hey today is National Dick Day?”

Person 2: “Oh really? Nice, well, Happy Dick Day”🍆🍆🍆

by nationaldickday official maker July 15, 2021

National Birb Day

The day of which birbs are celebrated on 9/22/22 is the one day of the year when all the birbs put on their fanciest feathers and strut around like they own the place. It's a time for birb-themed parties, silly birb puns, and of course, lots of birb watching.

"Yo dude, I can't wait for National Birb Day holy shit!"

by SkyTheGuy February 18, 2023

National Makeout Day

National Makeout day is April 14th

Jim: Sarah won’t kiss me what do I do man
Jake: She HAS to its April 14th
Jim: And that is..?
Jake: National Makeout Day my nigga!

by allisonlovemecock May 26, 2018

National Kobe day

Kobe's first number was 8 and his 2nd was 24 so september is the 8th month in the year and the 24th would be his number

Yoo did u know its national KOBE day

by Byajn janko January 30, 2020