blobber muffin

a cross-breed between a blobber and a muffin the blobber muffin can be found in the out back of Corby town centre usually scrounging through bins. they are often quite blobby and stupid just blobbing around blob blob

o my god!!!!!!! there are two blobber muffins in that bush dun dun dehhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

by Skatycool May 04, 2005

hoe muffin

a word used as a pet name.
or a fanny bandit aka faggot.

jenny, your such a hoe muffin LETS FUCK!

by johnny dewitt May 14, 2008

Shit-berry muffins

an expression used to signify stress

Shit-berry muffins! I didn't study for the Bio Final!

by MYSTERY 1234561 June 03, 2010

Double Stuffin Muffin

When a Slammy (SlamWhore,Slampig,Original Cowgirl,or ButtHole Whore) Is mounted in the fetile position while sitting on top of an O.S. (Original Scumbag/Male) with his Hammer of a Dong in her snatch, while another O.S. is behind her fully erect and ready to go and slams his RamRod right in the Slammies rectum.

Double Peneatration the Scummy way.

O.S.#1:"Damn Slammy the way you ride my Sledge is Slamtastic!, You deserve a surprise gift would you like one you dirty girl?"
Slammy:"Ofcourse I would love a surprise aslong it has something to do with your Big Bold Dong!"
O.S.#1:"O haha, Your in for a treat Slam Bam let me tell ya.... Look out behind ya!"
Slammy:AAAAAAAAAA!!!
O.S.#2:"Pass the Jack while I slam my cockasaurus in her crack"

The tales of A Double Stuffin Muffin

by SkumBag8 November 13, 2010

nuzzle her muffin

Performing oral sex on an unshaved women. Can be trimmed or pruned. Not clean shaven. eating out eating at the Y

"I don't think she trims her pubic area." I don't care, I want to nuzzle her muffin!"

by Mr. Grime April 10, 2011

basket full of muffins

a bag filled with varietys of insect and animal shit.

DESHAWN: (ahahahah

TEANA:(dont worry cuz one day im gon come up and give u a basket full of muffins!)
DESHAWN:(wtf is that suppose to mean?)

{days later........}

Deshawn:(ahhhhhhh holy shi*t wtf is that get away from me)

by sycochick13 July 14, 2011

Egg Mom Muffin

Same as McDonald's Egg McMuffin, but homemade by your MOM

My Mom made me an Egg Mom Muffin for breakast this morning.

by Wendy's Fry Guy February 26, 2012