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The Wet Jake

When a Midget stickers their finger, in their mouth and then removes to getting as much saliva on it as possible.

They then move through your legs running their finger from your crack to your genitals, giggling the whole time.
I cant wait to hang out in a basement and get The Wet Jake.
by Checkoff April 17, 2024
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Jake weight

The weight of one’s fast food order has either a positive or a negative “feel”.
The drive thru person handed me my order and I immediately knew by the jake weight that i had not ordered enough.
by Yeawhatever May 6, 2024
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Jake

To be a disgrace to humanity. To be a misogynistic, hypocritical idiot. A cunt.
See that boy there? He beat up Tammy and then made fun of her bi-polar. He's a proper Jake.
by Mia Metro September 21, 2020
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Jake Debord

The sexiest, smartest, tallest, strongest, longest, gayest piece of shit you'll ever meet. He usually is found in smaller towns, but he has seen the larger towns. So you'll know him.
Damn, that Jake Debord kid is the coolest cat on the block.
by pappyflappy123 June 2, 2017
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Jake Mathieson

Jake a sexually puny being, his mums clitoris sticks out more than his own dick, not many people associate with jakes as they are the most disgusting things that ever will walk the earth. Jakes should kys at the age of five and if they ever get in a realstionship it will end in pity sex jakes are not an ideal friend but I you get stuck with one just insult every single day
Omg that bitch has the dick of a jake Mathiesoson

How did you end up with a jake Mathieson
by Aid donkey guy March 10, 2019
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Jake

The hottest most sexiest guy you’ll ever meet. He’s a drug dealer who likes stalking girls and flirting with teacher
Teacher: Hey Jake can I have a kiss
Jake: Yeah you look sexy
by 10,000? September 2, 2022
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Jake

Has no girl friend or kids. Spends his money on race car parts. Can be found in the streets doing illegal shit with his race car friends.
Damn there goes Jake in that raggedy piece of shit. He still hasn’t finished his race car.
by Jpatterson733 January 28, 2020
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