I just shoved a nuke up my pussy

When that sound turns on you better be running because she has a nuke up her pussy and it’s about a blow

*walking down the street “I just shoved a nuke up my pussy” *me running for my life “oh shit”

by BloomingWave662 May 11, 2023

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Just Chicken

Waiter: what would you like?
Me: chicken
Waiter: what would you like your side to be?
Me: JUST CHICKEN!!!
waiter: what drink would you like?
Me: uhhhhh chicken

by Raumlu June 27, 2019

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Instant Family Just add

When you’re an eligible bachelor and good with kids. Very desirable to single mom’s. Not to be mistaken for “Plug and Play”.

She saw a future with him. All her problems solved. Standard, Instant family just add Tony.

by Monopoly God May 10, 2021

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Just play Minecraft bro

When your shit at every game, most notably (NBA2k, COD, Fortnite or Madden) and you have the harsh reality that you suck so that Minecraft Is your only option

Kyle: My Girl just 30 clipped me in 2k and my homeboy with a 60 overall no badges just fried me in 1v1 mycourt

Matthew: Yeah At this point just play Minecraft bro

by JustASadAssNiggaWhoHad2aceptIt April 27, 2020

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