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person 1: "Hey bro!! why are you looking at my girl?!?! My body is made of solid steel! i've been on TMZ ten fucking times , i'm a god damn movie star!! I'll fuck you up!!!" person 2: "...wow. what a real goat choker". *walks away and continues on with life*
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Get the Goat mug.An alien claiming to be from Argentina who is said to be able to pass through people whilst carrying a round ball that is glued to his feet and he is able to detach it whenever he pleases. It is said that he is the successor of Diego Armando Maradona and the Greatest of All Time at the world's most popular sport, football.
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