cup job

Badly-cut hair, usually the result of going to a cheapie barber or hair stylist. It looks as if someone took a cup and cut the hair around it.

Mike must've gone to that Turk down on Steinway St. That barber has to go back to barber school 'cos all he seems to know is how to do a cup job.

by pentozali January 29, 2014

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Cup your balls and cough

The act of cupping the testicles during a physical with you general practitioner. Mostly used to get a picture of your taint or a finger up your ass when you forget to do the coughing.
Always remember to be alert around the doctor when this is happening they will do anything to get there finger in your ass.

Hey jimmy I need you to cup your balls and cough before I can put my finger in your ass.

by Crackhead mania January 12, 2021

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Cookie Monster cup

A cup with Cookie Monsters head on it

I have a Cookie Monster cup

by Paper oof July 29, 2022

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Cup Load

A cup load is a unit of measurement of volume when referring to lads named Aaron and the cumshots.

beat it to Jenna today what a cup load.

by JackiesArmHair September 20, 2023

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Edwin's cup

Term referring to the best cup of coffee ever made. Legend has it that it was a winter morning, where a coffee artisan, Edwin, accidentally to his own surprise, made the perfect cappuccino. With exactly the correct amount of crema, blended with perfect silk milk froth, the taste almost opened a gateway to another dimension. Earning him the title of Edwin's cup.

That was almost Edwin's cup. The coffee was amazing thank you.

by LegendHasIt52 July 22, 2023

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