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Internet

The best and the worst invention of humanity.
Where you can find almost infinite knowledge, generosity and entertainment but at the same time almost infinite misinformation, hatefulness and massive waste of time.
Person 1 : Hey there dude! How you doing?
Person 2 : Great! What have you done today my friend?
Person 1 : I watched stupid videos on Internet...
Person 2 : WHAT?! All day long?
Person 1 : Yeah I know...
Person 2 : Don't worry, same for me...
by FrankTheVigne April 23, 2019
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Dead Internet Theory

Everything online right now is fake. Algorithmic curation, bot activity, filters and AI generated content. Are you communicating with a real person or code?
The Internet died years ago but nobody noticed, Dead Internet Theory is real...
by Nukem6 May 4, 2024
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Maccas Internet

A term used mostly by Australians during gaming whenever someone's ping is at a ridiculous level, they may as well be connected to the shithouse WiFi of McDonald's.

This term can also be used for other fast food places such as:
Wendy's
Burger King
and more
gamer #1: Mate, your connection is so bad, you're rubber banding all over the place.
gamer #2: He may as well be connected Maccas Internet.
maccas internet guy: *through constant crackling* oi, shut the fuck up 'bout my connection you little bitches
by vJ_434 August 18, 2019
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No internet

No internet is being a Sebastian a Sebastian has no internet and resorts to doing puzzles and having family time
by Reeeeee a while Sebastian September 13, 2021
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Internet Hotel

an internet hotel is when any social media app becomes really active and popular, for 1 or more reasons. then when a internet hotel comes, its like thousands of people chatting in the same place to eachother.
"discord is such an internet hotel! did you see that server with 1m people?"
"this is such an internet hotel, i keep getting notifications!"
"did they start an internet hotel again?"
by SaturnMist4 June 10, 2024
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Internet Hotdog

Girl 1: John sent me an internet hotdog.
Girl 2: Was it a good one?

Girl 1: I'd say he's at least a 10 inches
by Smiley1092 October 28, 2015
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