internet genius

Someone who is genius at the internets.

Example: Hey, look that guy, he can start his Netflix at his phone while connected with it on the laptop on stupid wifi. He is an internet genius.
Example2: Having an iPad in Eastern Europe makes you an internet genius!

by nerdygirlfg March 15, 2020

Internet all'Italiana

(Translated: Italian Internet)
when your internet connection slows down, in Italy it is known that it is one of the countries with the worst internet connection in the world.

-What the F*ck! My internet connection is like a Internet all'Italiana

-F*ck!! I can't play with this Internet all'Italiana

by Rose Lavillant March 18, 2020

Internet beefer

Olivia

When u talk shit on the internet but don’t wanna link and fight internet beefer right there

by Internet beefer June 18, 2020

Internet necromancy

When someone revives old meme from death. It has to be at least memorable or back in the day famous meme, because without acknowledging that it was "alive" it can't be revived.

Oh I remember this old meme! It was 12 years ago really famous and somehow it's funny again. Do you do internet necromancy often?

by juicyNeeko June 19, 2020

Rule 101 of the internet

Rule 101: All rules of the internet must be followed, no questions

Mike: hey, what happens if I don't follow a rule of the internet?
Anonymous: Rule 101 of the internet states you must follow all rules, if you don't, you DIE,

by Papa Ronin July 19, 2020

Zero G internet

When you can’t find the answer online and have to look it up in a book

Bella went zero g internet when her web search’s failed to provide her answers; she headed for the book store.

by Gakkuri August 23, 2020

Colombian Internet

The worst internet you'll ever have. Colombia has the worst internet of all.

God Damn Jose, your Colombian Internet makes it so hard to have a proper Zoom call.

by Luisfersg September 7, 2020