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Internet

Nothing but trolls and stolen memes.
Internet
by Iamlyrich April 26, 2020
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internet explorer

it’s slow but it’s still faster than your crush’s replies
internet explorer was a chrome downloaded tool
by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 26, 2023
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nappytime internets

Getting (D)DoSed, sometimes from filesharing, sometimes as a punt for misbehavior on the internet. Typically can be proven by going to two or more sites on different networks (level3 and cogent, for example).
Amber: What's new in your world?
Mike: I found a cool torrent but no luck DLing, I've got nappytime internets"
by Mick Halo November 2, 2008
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Internet talmudist

When an antisemitic person tries to justify their antisemitism by spreading taken out of context, mistranslated, outright false or all of them - Talmud quotes.
- do you know that Jews see goyim as animals and beasts that should only serve Jews???1
- umm could you cite the talmud verse for me?
- ummmm..okkk.. here it is

- um, there is no such verse.. i hate when internet talmudists like you try to justify their antisemitism
by legoduplo82 August 1, 2024
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Internet Charades

A game where someone gets a person or group of people to guess what they're thinking of by using images instead of words to give hints.
A: "My friend is sending me pictures and making me guess what they mean"

B: "Oh yeah, they've always been a fan of playing Internet Charades"
by TheBeenLord January 7, 2025
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Internet Minutes

When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"

Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
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Internet High (Verb.)

Having the world at your fingertips at a rapid speed causing an overload of dopamine and joy.

2. Emotions through various media and displays on the internet
“I’m on internet high (Verb.) and IM SO HIGH i swear I saw Baby Pluto and DJ Escobar in a Pablo Escobar documentary while I played PSP on my phone.”

“I know what you mean brospeh I’ve engaged in so many memes today I think my guy bursted and I cried a bit more and then after that it was over they called Morpheus and then they called Media Take Out ask Mayweather it was a tsunami I was wiped out cause The Shade Room was far away from Neotopia feel me”

“I do, I’m gonna go get a yogurt”

“IM ON A INTENET HIGH RN & I DONT WANNA BE BOTHERED”
by Rk93 September 24, 2023
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