doodle twat

When you masterbate with a marker and the cap is off.

If you can't get laid just doodle twat.

by Ladyslay71 December 9, 2017

tinsle twat

A tinsle twat is and one who is annoying you around the christmas holidays that you feel need a festive insult.

You are ruining christmas with your existance...you are acting like a tinsle twat!

by Kelly-bean420 February 17, 2018

Ginger twat

A ginger twat is someone with ginger pubes and herpies

U r a ginger twat

by Ur nan123 March 3, 2018

yo swat a twat

Can be used as a deadly weapon against the police.

Police: Stop! You're under arrest!
David: Yo swat a twat
Police: *dies*

by itsjustnils March 14, 2018

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

death twat signature drink

Death twats always drink a Captain and Sprite. She requires a lime.

Me: “Excuse me. I need a lime with my Captain and Sprite.”
Bartender: “oh Lord, thats the Death Twat Signature Drink”

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018

death twat

A crazy ass white girl who walks through life looking like she just crawled out of bed. Typically her hair is up in a bun and she has a face so pale she looks like Casper. Her mood ranges from happy and cheerful to downright cranky. You don’t want to cross her.

I walked around campus looking like a Death Twat. I really don’t want anyone recognizing me.

by Death Twatstar May 11, 2018