A fat fuck of a human that gets on his xbox at 5pm and gets off at 7pm to spend time with his family instead of his friends.
Daniel:Where the fuck is Noah?
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri
*Noah joins*
Everyone: Oh look who decided to show up, it Noah Dispinseri
by Akali ^-^ May 24, 2022

The act of completely disappearing from someone's life at a random, unexpected moment in time during a point when you were talking to that someone for a reasonable amount of time.
"How should I get rid of this guy I've been flirting with? I don't want to date him."
"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."
"Oh girl, just pull a Noah."
by lil kleenex October 23, 2017

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by Definitely not Noah5 February 2, 2022

have you heard of Noah
by mckinleyfrr May 22, 2023

I love Noah
by i love kissing black oily men October 18, 2023
