March 23

Who ever is born on this day is a dumb whore

Me: you are a dumb whore. Ethan: Why? Me: it shows on urban dictionary that who ever is born on March 23 is a dumb whore! Ethan: It’s right!

by I hate Ethan! October 2, 2021

March 25

The Cutest and Hotest people where born on this day!

Lila: Hey when's ur birthday
Addie:March 25!
Lila:Omg ur so HOT!

by Hi12234690 October 19, 2021

March 3

The day the finest guys we’re born

Guys today’s March 3. Guess what type of guys we’re born today

by anonymous November 1, 2021

no missionary march

where a sexual couple cannot have intercourse using missionary as their position of choice. It must be any other position and should last from 1st Match at 12:00am to 1st of April at 12:00am, which also starts No anal april.

boyfriend: "baby, you want dick tonight?"

girl: " of course, but let's do it doggie style, it's no missionary march."

boyfriend: "FUCK SAKE"

by lickMyBalls;) September 13, 2021

march

national be-cool-to-kaden day. be nice to your friend kaden (with a k) on March 1-31 all throughout march : ) this is 100 percent a real thing

kaden: you know what month it is?
person: march
kaden: yeah

by ticcit July 27, 2021

March 25

The most perfect and handsome boys were born this day

E: hey we’re March 25th

A: yeah ik the best guys were born today

by Bartonne August 9, 2021

March 20

national Rylan day. anyone named rylan born on this day is the best

its march 20! bow down to me, my name is rylan.

by Beau Mantor August 13, 2021