Mustn't Masturbate March

A sequel of sorts to the popular no nutting challenge "No Nut November". Often abbreviated "MMM"

"At the end of Mustn't Masturbate March, my balls are so heavy I can demolish buildings with them

by StarSoupMan March 28, 2024

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March 27th

National grab titties day

Boy:Yo it’s march 27th
Girl:Cop a feel

by Letsa goo March 24, 2023

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March 14th

The day that Krabs fries!

March 14th. Wait, that isn't right! It should say "the day that Krabs Fries!"

by Rbenis April 23, 2021

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March 8

National kiss your gf dayy ❤️❤️

It doesn't matter if its on the cheek as long as you kiss her!

GUYSSS LOCK INNN
guys kiss your gf yk u want too and u cant lie ABtt thattttt
March 8

by my bfffff so fineeee March 5, 2025

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A proposed internet challenge which takes place in the month of March. On the 1st, participants would wank one time, and on the 2nd, they would wank two times, multiplying the times they wanked the day before by two. They would go so on, until they wank over 1.07 billion times on March 31st.

A: "Man, my arm is so tired after Destroy Dick December..."
B: "Thought that was hard? Better get ready for Multi-Masturbation March."

by potatoman- August 31, 2025

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