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Cankle Karen

A special breed of Karen with extra thick ankles who usually spends all her time raging online
That Denise is a real Cankle Karen she is triggered all day raging in online forums
by Carlos de la Cerda January 11, 2022
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Screeching Karen

A subtype of the "Karen" archetype of annoying women cliches/tropes;

Screaming Karens are the type of person who films a fight/confrontation with their iPhone,
actively avoiding doing anything about the situation.

When a punch lands, or a fight ensues, the screaming karen will SCREECH at the top of their lungs to indicate something has happened. Usually deafening the viewer of the video being recorded.

Alternatively, this type of Karen, usually when being 'hella ghetto', will announce low-tier shit talk during the duration of the fight. Usually along the lines of something stupid, such as, "Get 'em! Get 'em!", often repeatedly.

Screaming Karens provide nothing to any conflict; they simply stand far away, record in Portrait mode on their phone, and act as a human alarm to alert any passerbys that there might, indeed, be a thing happening.
"Did you see that video of the fight in the mall last night?"
"Yeah bro. But whoever recorded it was a real Screeching Karen, I couldn't even hear what they were fighting about!"
by Maxwell_Edison July 30, 2022
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Karen

A piece of shit that loves to scream at underpayed Walmart employes to get their manager. And when she doesn't get her way, she screams and calles the cops.
(Karen) Ahem. Excuse me go fetch me some popsicles my babyyyyyy is tired.
(Store Employe) You can get that in the ice cream isle
(Karen) NO, YOU GO GET IT THATS YOUR JOB!
(Store Employe) Sorry I can't do that
(Karen) GeT Me YoUr MaNaGeR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SHITFACE.ca April 22, 2022
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Karen

hey Karen is such a dumbass bitch right?
by KatRxsie February 13, 2022
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Karen

My bratty friend: HEY KAREN!!!!!

Me: I AM NOT A KAREN BISH!!!!!!
by Princess Karen September 10, 2021
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Karen

We’re not talking about a middle age women that has three kids wanting to speak to your manager, we’re talking about a Karen who’s beautiful friendly and nice to everyone she, some people don’t deserve her niceness but she still gives it to them she’s makes a great best friend and a good girlfriend too she doesn’t have any flaws unless you consider being short a flaw she’s somewhat athletic and she’s hella smart and did I mention how beautiful she is, if you find a Karen like This don’t let her go she’ll be the best thing to ever happen too you
Boy 1: bro did u see Karen

Boy 2: ughh no I bet she’s rude

Boy 1: nah man she’s nice and beautiful you should meet her
by Gabby_offical November 17, 2021
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Phillies Karen

(Noun) A Phillies-Karen is a middle-aged to older woman with the classic soccer mom, suburban look—think stiff shirt-butch haircut, pearl-clutching tendencies, statement earrings, and a superiority complex—who behaves with bratty entitlement and petulance. Unlike other “Karens,” a Phillies-Karen specifically targets or terrorizes kids and vulnerable individuals, often by confiscating items meant for them. She’s the living embodiment of a Grinch at the ballpark: greedily snatching joy (and souvenirs) with theatrical flair.

2. A Phillies-Karen is a Grinch who stole Christmas—but now at any venue or societal event—complete with entitlement, theatrics, and self-importance.

Etymology:
Coined after an infamous incident on September 5, 2025, during a Philadelphia Phillies vs. Miami Marlins game at LoanDepot Park. Phillies outfielder Harrison Bader smashed a home run into the stands, caught by a dad who gave it to his 10-year-old son for his birthday. Enter “Phillies-Karen”: a woman who stormed over, demanded the ball (claiming it was hers), and pressured the father into surrendering it—leaving the boy heartbroken and the crowd outraged. The video went viral, and she instantly became a nationwide symbol of petty entitlement.
1. “Looked up, and there she was—the proud Phillies Karen, sashaying off with my nephew’s ice cream cone like she’d just discovered buried treasure.”
2. “Grandma morphed into a Phillies Karen at the buffet, scooping all the mashed potatoes into her purse while the kids were stuck with peas.”
3. “If someone aged 55 screeches ‘That is mine dammit!’ while snatching the last slice of cake at a children’s birthday party, you’ve spotted a wild Phillies Karen in her natural habitat.”
4. “A perfect stranger at the store pulled a temporary Phillies Karen move when she confiscated our toddler’s toy and told us to learn how to parent, before realizing it was playtime for the toddlers.”
5. “Beware the high school lunch-time Phillies Karen teacher who swoops in for your pancakes, declares ownership, then waddles off with two plates like an overstuffed raccoon with nothing for anyone else to eat.”
by Tonetare2016 September 10, 2025
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