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Jacob

When u first me Jacob he is sweet and funny but once you really get to know him you realise that he's quite immature, annoying and loud.
If you have a Jacob in your life forget about his existence.
Girl 1: Jacob is a dick
Girl 2: I told you
by Majeymoo December 7, 2019
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Jacob

Wake up. Wake up. Your friends aren’t real. Your family misses you. Wake up.
Jacob…Wake up please. It’s me your mom. Please wake up!!!
by MoochieMan February 8, 2022
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Jacob S

King. Always the best. Very good looking. Better than everyone called Ed.
by Ollie James March 30, 2021
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jacob

the best boyfriend you will ever have. he has the prettiest eyes you have ever seen and you can look into them forever. the sweetest voice you will ever hear, you can even fall asleep to it. he also has the most beautiful blonde hair ever and the cutest smile. he knows how to treat you right and never fails to put a smile on ur face and make you laugh. sometimes he can be a little mean but he never means it. his personality is the best ever. hes so nice and caring, he is funny and beautiful. hes just so perfect. he will do anything for you, he will give u the world. if u ask he will give (or try atleast). he gives the best presents in the world. hes also very very amazing at basketball, baseball, and football. hes athletic.. AND PRETTY. hes just the most perfect human being in the whole wide world. hes amazing<3
i love jacob
by labdodndisbsidbwn January 29, 2022
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Jacob West

Jacob Albert Fearnall West is the most handsome English man a girl could ever meet. He’s a people pleaser in more ways than one, and a fanatic for science. He cries during movies but that’s okay because that means he has emotions, which is much more than most men can say. He is also 6’2, not 5’11, not 6’0, 6’2, it’s vital that this information is correct. Jacob resides in London and is an ex-rower (shit went down).
Bess; “DANMM HE SO HOT
Jules; “he must be a Jacob West
by Iamtotallynotashark March 9, 2024
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jacob

jacob is a guy who is everything.yiu can’t miss him he’s just great. but he’s a heart breaker..sooo try not to fall for a jacob.i did and i’m broken inside
me:omg look at him he’s really cute

friend:yea
me:he’s probably a jacob
by poopyhead9 November 14, 2019
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Jacob

A piece of shit with no future, he is a big boomer and should go blond
Stephania: “Hey Jacob go blond!”

Jacob: “No, I don’t want to look like a tater tot!”
by Goblondjacob November 19, 2019
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