Goats

No, so hey, Jordan. That history of cooking guy was full of shit.

Hym "I mean, if goats will actively run into fire to get ticks off of themselves (or whatever)... It isn't a stretch of the imagination that they would have at some point accidentally cooked themselves. I was probably right there. That thing I said happened probably happened."

by Hym Iam March 13, 2025

Goat

Kobe Bryant, a former Basketball Player for the Los Angeles Lakers.

Goat: Kobe Bryant is the goat

by Kobe > MJ May 21, 2021

The goat of rap

Yeat. It is yeat. Luh crank

Person 1 Whos the goat of rap?
Person 2 Yeat. No argument

by yeatlover April 16, 2023

goat story

When someone loses miserably in an argument

Me and Jeff and he ended up telling a total goat story.

by dani_bear99 March 30, 2015

National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day

December 13th is National Eat goat balls day so you're having GOAT BALLS

by 4BrainCells November 1, 2021

The Dirty Goat

The dirty goat is the act of placing ones cock and balls in between your legs, pressing you’re legs together tightly, and suddenly exposing your ass cock and balls all at once therefor giving someone the dirty goat

Kevin: (exposes his dirty goat)

Alex: “Oh what the fuck Kevin!”
Bill: “kevin just gave you the dirty goat.”

by The motherfucker February 27, 2019

turning an old Volvo into a goat

the main event at a Bay Area play party

We're turning an old Volvo into a goat at Eunice's party tonight. I hear that Bob and Mortimer are participating.

by Frauleinbird December 8, 2018