Side Mouth

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.

Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.

You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)

Stupid Person: What did you say?

You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.

by Auto Christian March 12, 2019

pick a side

No I don't I'll murder a child.

Hym "I don't have to pick a side because you're both zealous dogshit who need to compensate for being ABSOLUTELY FUCKING USELESS AND WORTHLESS BY STEALING FROM ME."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2024

Side Duff

(1)When you are/are not in a relationship. and have a person you fuck on the side. Side duffs manly are just people who you don't really care about, but just only to fuck.

(2) Someone who likes/loves you a lot and buys you stuff and is always promised sex, but never get any in return.

(1) monica was Bill Clinton's Side Duff

by Pititfulfilth April 1, 2011

Pump side

1. Hitting the other person when they least expect it.

2. The left or right side of somebody.

Like when they pump gas at the gas station.

I snuck up on his pump side.

by Jake Balinton June 22, 2022

sunrise side

As it pertains to Age, to be on the sunrise side is to be younger than the stated age. Likewise, to be on the sunset side is to be older than the stated age.

I'm on the sunrise side of 50 while Old Man Smith down the road a bit is on the sunset side of 80.

by Andyteez October 5, 2007

side pin

a penis that is on the left side of someones hip and pisses in front of public

he has a side pin

by dgfdrghytwrghyftyg April 14, 2009

Sitting court side

When a woman with a big ass (usually a teacher) bends over right next to your face as your sitting down.

Micheal: “Why do you love math class so much?”

Levi: “ because I’m Sitting court side!”

by Parker-lefty April 20, 2025