Dick shit

When a guy is taking so long to pee it seems as if they were shitting out of their dick.

"Goddamnit what's taking so long at that urinal?"
"Evidently he's taking a dick shit ."

by Patmcgroin7 January 18, 2018

Dick Shit

A trem of derision. A male ejeculated a turd into a females uterus which fertilized a malformed egg. The resulting embryo emplanted and produced a Dick Shit.

Jim Jordan is a d Dick Shit.

by Alpha13579 May 27, 2022

Dick Shit

Dick shit:
An Insult towards a person you hate and a combo with Dick and Shit.

Me: Have you seen that girl?
Friend: Who?
Me: Dick shit.
Friend: ohh.

by Corruption_Shaker September 04, 2019

Dick-shit

The act of taking a shit through your dick

Doctor: Why are you here today, sir?
Guy: I went to piss but then ended up taking a Dick-shit

by Blood-lover June 18, 2018

Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.

Dam i just took a dick shit!

by Bruno the bull. July 11, 2018

dick-pickle

Noun- 1) an insult used to describe a person, normally male, however this term can be used on any gender. A negative or rude person who acts salty. 2) an pickled dick.

1)Stop being such a dick-pickle.
2)Go suck a dick-pickle.

by safe-T November 17, 2021

dick sass

A term for when a man is giving sass but also being a dick. It can be said to males or females, but when directed at a person of the male species, it also refers to a man giving sass/ speaking through his dick (and no one wants that)

I don’t appreciate your dick sass Jake

by Incline69 September 08, 2021