Suck A Dick Day

23rd of January is national suck a dick day.

“It’s national suck a dick day.”

“Damn, cool, i don’t give two shits.”

by DickholeMcjackson January 23, 2023

National Offend Someone day

21st may National offend someone day

Hey John, did you know it’s national offend someone day?

by LegitRikki May 20, 2021

Saturday Phatter Day

Binge eating and drinking on a Saturday as a form of revelry. Rewarding oneself on a Saturday with food, drink, and entertainment without a care for diet.

"Of course I'll have dessert, it's Saturday Phatter Day!"

"My belly has been yearning for Saturday Phatter Day."

by Johnny B Mindful October 13, 2013

October 30th-Kiss your crush day

On October 30th It’s the Day to kiss your crush On the lips or Cheek but you need to kiss your crus

October 30th-Kiss your crush day this day is the day you kiss your crush

by Don’t worry abt me October 3, 2021

Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.

Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023

Alexis Day

Alexis is sweet and annoying, caring and short, blond and bossy and is always there for a slap. I love her but if i could i would kill her at times. shes sexy and loves a feed at maccas

rando- alexis is rlly bitchy

Alexis's friend- shut up do you want a broken noseb
Alexis Day is nice and should be defined as a nice human being

by SWIM.SHADY June 28, 2019

have a nice day all

Go f…. yourself to be kind!

Boss says “Can I get estimate by tomorrow?” Cc’ing everyone.

Sure, see attached

Have a nice day all

by Have a nice night folks February 2, 2024