national fake friends day

a day to post the fake friends in your life

“omg it’s national fake friends day” “finally i’ve needed to expose sarah lately”

by stepsisliv August 3, 2021

Valentines Day curse

The valentines day curse is when a girl or your partner brutally rejects you for valentines or breaks up with you consecutively before valentines day or she just doesnt live near you.

Damn bro she dumped your ass before valentines day you got struck by the Valentines day curse. OR
Damn too bad she dont live near you! Your ass got bit by the Valentines day curse.

by ValentinesCURSE January 27, 2022

Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day

A cheating asshole.

"Sorry, I Can't Be With You On Valentines Day. I have this big project..."

by Kit Kat Flavored Lima Bean November 15, 2018

Davis day

Payed Sick day, Not show up for work, be a shit cunt.

Tom or Patrick

Fuck work,

I’m weak as piss, I’m going to take a Davis day.

by Fluff dawg May 4, 2024

james day

James day has its celebration on the 4th of november to celebrate the death of our beloved cat James

It was james day and it was fun

by SmartclownsNutsack November 20, 2022

Almoney Day

This completely mad up holiday originated in a health class on November 29, 2016. This holiday is usually celebrated by three friends getting together and exchanging gifts.

1st person: You ready to celebrate Almoney day?
2nd person: Of course!

3rd: Who’s house are we doing it at this year?

by anonymous November 8, 2020

Bully your smallest friend day

The definition is that your latterly get to bully your smallest friend on December 11th

Bully your smallest friend day

by Ummm me December 11, 2020