Turtle Dad

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Abc For A Dad

You Know In Welcome To Bloxburg In the chat you sometimes see people saying abc for a dad.
Zach: Abc For A Dad!
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New Dad

Reference given to a new male in a single mothers life . As he is unsuspecting to his new role as new dad to her children this phrase is only ever noticed by the single mother and may cause a response that is angry in nature due to her failed ability to mate with the right male and have a stable family environment for her children like they should be
Hey new dad , can we not go to uncle Fergos this weekend please new dad ... last time he put his finger in my bum and he made me bleed .

Yo did you see Sarah’s kids new dad he is such a babe and I wish I had a new dad for my kids too
by Newdad January 06, 2019
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Kyles Dad

This is something that is not real. It's left when Kyle was 2.
"Hey whats something thats fake"
"What"
"Kyles Dad"
by BOFA Research FoundationTM October 03, 2018
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Your dad sad, because he got no life

worse than your mum gay.
Peter: Your dad sad, he got no life or wife
Timmy: "Dies"
by Notgeyperson February 28, 2019
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Dad fast

Adv.

To braaap up the street fast enough to pucker a butthole with excitement, but slow enough to not cause fear.
"Did you see that Subaru Impreza? Dude was going dad fast"
by Beebo&Beebo May 17, 2019
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Leisure Dad

Describes someone who's extremely chic, casual, and classy. They're eating oysters at a small hotel in Greece, wearing all linen. They're also alone in a park reading a book on "the best phrases of the century"

The term was first seen on The Kid Laroi's instagram post in 2025
"that dude at the bar was on his leisure dad shit.. alone, eating a dozen oysters and 12 martini's in all white linen"
by jessgirly1 May 14, 2025
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