You dont have a dad

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imagine you dont have a dad

by himothy9000 August 23, 2023

your dad

Your dad is the person who hasn't come back with the milk yet.

Person 1: Where's your dad?
Person 2: At the store getting milk since I was 7.

by Saistuya May 28, 2022

monkey dad

The kind of dad that has his family and responibilitys on one hand but on the other he is kind of a slick person, who would collect "loose change" and flirt with your 12 y/o girlfriend.
But all in all he's a cool guy with a laidback attitude, like your cool uncle but he's your dad

wow your dad is such a monkey dad

by Niyuo August 15, 2017

Divorced dad

It fucking means that you're dressed like a divorced dad, you're probably gay btw

Guy 1: you look like a divorced dad

Guy 2: what's that supposed to mean asshole

Guy 1: ur gay

Guy 2: *makes out with guy 1*

by Jesus.is.your.mother June 29, 2021

Karaoke Dad

When Andrew and Sherrie meet at karaoke, and Sherrie is my mom, Andrew is her bestie and they are now karaoke couple hahahaha

Karaoke dad/ husband - Andrew and Sherrie are a karaoke couple which makes me, the daughter karaoke kid.

by Angelawithhandles July 24, 2025

dad

The guy who left for milk

Dad please come home

by Dad_where_are_you September 1, 2020

Noah’s dad

A god amongst men a very sexy lad, a luscious beard and great shades

Noah’s dad is a fucking god

Yes

by Prhrbrnrhd June 29, 2021