Dark Dial

dark dial - when you wake up in the middle of the night and check the time only to inadvertently call your crush thus ruining EVERYTHING you've worked towards (similar to "butt dial" only with harsher consequences)

I dark dialed my most recent Tinder fling and he has since ghosted.

by darkdial January 6, 2017

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Dark Warrior of the Rectum

A turd, a poo nugget, essentially a small piece of feces.

Andy defeated the Dark Warrior of the Rectum by flushing the damn thing away.

by DumbWizard June 25, 2010

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Dark lord

I dont know nothing about no dark lord, that is not a pentagram on the Ethiopia flag or the Morocco flag, it's good for tha day. Want to go smoke?

The Jewish religion is always putting down the dark lord.

by bushlight November 4, 2018

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Dark side

A female the once wanted to change the world, and might have thought of running for an office to do it, or to do it by some other means, but somewhere along the way had went a different route and decided to get as rich and influential as possible.

Both males and females had taken the Anakin Skywalker journey to the dark side.

by Solid Mantis January 29, 2020

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Dark Edge

a band consist of no stable members. it was originally formed by dominick, kevin, enoch, jay and jason. founded in 2009. the band's name came from the band member's initials: DKEJJ which later interpreted into dark edge. they play covers of rock/pop bands such as simple plan, lifehouse, and hey monday.

guy 1: hey have you heard of dark edge's cover of candles (hey monday) yet?

guy 2: i have and they rocked!

by maryjanewashington December 18, 2012

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