Ethan

Extremely tall and tends to hit people

Oh no! Its Ethan, and he's got a stick!

*wa-psh* *wa-psh*

by Bombtortoise January 18, 2022

Ethan

A American that not afraid to say he hate chinks niggers crackhead and beaniers all in the same line but hey he can party 2 day straight and get 5.6 of snow for merely 30 dollars, only thing he does for fun is throw out trash that claims to be a work of art also he hit 600 on packside

Dam ethan blew the socks off that jezebel I heard he only paid 20 cents how do i get that coupon

by Biggestkikever December 10, 2021

ethan

ethan is a square

person 1: wow look theres ethan
yoda: ethan square he is
person 1: wow thanks yoda from star wars

by ethanisasquare November 14, 2023

Ethan

A guy that is bad at playing tenor, can only get girls named molly, and is suboptimal.

Man, I swear Ethan is so lame.

by anon 7676 October 13, 2022

Ethan

.an orgasmic human being, who is very loving, kind and has a bomb ass fashion sense. He has a hot bod and his face is fleeky as fuck as well as his sexy hair. overall so hard working, puts other people before himself, as funny as a chicken and not a NONCE . not to mention he is a proper sexpert.

ethan's a skeng G

by pengting1234 July 12, 2017

Ethan

Ethan is nice definitely friken cute and likes to leave his gf for the shower and he's perfect and knows how to make his girl happy he puts up with so much shit if he loves you if you get him keep him he's fucking amazing don't let him go he is the best person you'll ever meet and he will love you unconditionally 🥰❤️🥰🥰

Ethan is perfect

by Ethansgf April 19, 2021

Ethan

The most amazing person in the world, funny and caring. Makes you laugh when you want to cry. Shows love and support. Amazing at cuddling because you just feel safe and happy. Has the best hoodies and always smells good. An amazing boyfriend. Ethan is the absolute best

Ethan stayed up all night talking to me about my problems

by Bishy2022 April 2, 2020