Crushing the Pear

When you bang someone so hard that they can't walk afterwards

I popped her cherry then I started crushing the pear.

by MaroonBlanket August 30, 2016

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

The Acri Is Crushing My Left Eye For Psychiatry

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 26, 2025

Crushed the Eggs

When you sit down too violently or carelessly, and land on your own gonads. More likely to happen after a hot shower.

"Fancy a coffee, Colin?"
"Ah I'd love one, Tracy. I'll be in the living room."

*A loud screech echoes thirty seconds later.*

"Colin?! Are you alright?!"
"Frickin', flippin', shoot, just sat on the old happy sack is all Wendy! You know, just crushed the eggs a tad."
"Oh you poor thing, no punani slaying tonight then sweetie. I'll go get the frozen peas."

by TheDudesRug May 9, 2016

National ask your crush out day

Today is the day to shoot your shot.
Ask your crush out and it's okay if they regret you.

Oh man, I forgot, that november 15th is the national ask your crush out day and I forgot to ask my crush out

You: Hey (your crush)
Your crush: What’s up? :)
You: Wanna go out with me? It’s november 15th!
Your crush: Yes! But why on november 15th?
You: Because it’s national ask out your crush day!

by Dxsy November 15, 2020

Getting Crushed

The act of a male defining what he would do to a girl in a sexual way

Luke : Hey bro you see that girl over there?
John : Yes bro, she’s so bad
Luke: I swear, she’s getting crushed man

by imjustamethaphor July 5, 2023

Womens Crush Wednesday

An opportunity girl use post a picture of a woman they admire on instagram. Gaining favor with the woman in question and also adds to the possibility that someone might mistake the picture for her and gain som followers at the same time. Widely popular in the fitness and bodybuilding community. Users ad the hash tags #wcw and #womenscrushwednesday

I nominate Dana Linn Bailey for my Womens Crush Wednesday because she inspires me! #wcw (And has a lot of followers)

by Anniemals June 25, 2015

Crushed

To get fucked

Girl : omg i need to get crushed!
Boy : Yea foo I crushed that bitch

by BAXKKDOORSAVI February 28, 2024