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i am chocolate

1- person who likes to have a lot of sex with black men

2- a rich person who is very stingy, capable of choosing to stop doing basic things in order to save money

i am a chocolate person because I prefer to stop bathing than stop buying things online
do you have sex with a black man? yes i did, because i am chocolate

by bigsmoke59 April 18, 2023

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I am Sophie

A rich person who isn't as she seems, Lara is probably better

Person 1: I am lara

Person 2: I AM SOPHIE

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.9.I Want To Put My Penis On Top Of My Biological Mothers Head And Express That I Am Addicted To Equestrian Penises.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. July 27, 2025

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DID I MENTION SHES FUNNY!!! (Yes yes…even funnier than me). She somehow manages to make me cry with laughter WITHOUT FAIL, whether it be with a witty joke or a random noise or action. Her jokes are soooo good, I even get her to supply them for me to use with my friends (owhhh yeahh talented gf for the win!!). She accepts the good and bad in everyone, and is so great at seeing the best in others (even if she won’t admit it). I just hope she sees all the good that I can see in her, because trust me there’s A LOT A LOT of it. I may not be able to hold her in my arms all the time, but she is in my heart always. There’s a reason I keep calling her rizzleybeare, and that’s because I can’t imagine my future without her (aka she’s stuck with me hehe). I love her more than anything in the whole wide world, and she has made my life #WORDDDDD ever since she entered it. And I haven’t even mentioned her BODYODYODYODY. She’s got these gorgeous hazel eyes, and a smile that could light up a room. Not to mention the way her dimples pop and eyes squint when she laughs (so so so so adorable). And her jawline is so sharp it could slice cheese!! She’s also got a KILLERRR hourglass figure that makes my jaw drop to the floor. It’s like everything about her is just perfect for me. That includes her stretch marks!! I know she doesn’t like them, but I think they show her strength and everything she has overcome, and I wish she could see them through my eyes and recognise the beauty they bring to her.

Just a daily reminder that I’m here for Amelie Ridley today, tomorrow, and for all the good and bad days to come!! xx

by shnukumsnumberonefan August 21, 2023

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