by nbvb May 3, 2019

by Person 18 December 7, 2022

by JonathanLee February 19, 2025

A sound you hear in the middle of the night that you cannot explain with science it is supernatural and you just have to accept that it exists and ignore it
Friend 1: Did you just hear that 2 am sound
Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
Friend 2: yeah I’m just not gonna fuck with it
Friend 1: straight
by Bean plant February 12, 2020

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: i am amazing (02/11/2025).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 11, 2025

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
by Henky66 October 22, 2017
